Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Writers Strike - Other shows

I’m taking a day off because of writer’s paw and I wanted to fill you in on some “inside scoop” on the tv show writing biz.

I’ve had some requests to write some “American Gladiator” type shows for the viewing masses, but I wanted to let everyone in on a little secret. Shhh, don’t tell the humans.

American Gladiators is already written by a dog. I’m glad that his ruse isn’t obvious, I would think that a show that highlights humans beating the crap out of each other would obviously be written by a dog. What better revenge for anger than pitting puny little humans against large hulking muscular humans armed with sticks? Chuck is a very angry Labradoodle that is very successful in the writing business. He’s penned not only American Gladiator, but he’s also the creative genius behind “Viva La Bam” showing humans at their basic primeval form.

Any time you have a program that shows humans making utter and complete fools of themselves, or hurting themselves, its written by a dog (and I admit, there are a few very angry cats out there too that write).

Those blooper shows... the idea of a poodle named Mr. Dribbles.

“I want to look like a high school cheerleader again”... the exercises are written by Dutchie a former racing greyhound seeking revenge for all of those years of chasing a fake rabbit around a track and never being able to catch and eat it.

I do have to give credit for one of the more dangerous shows, that program where humans climb up Mt. Everest and loose parts of their hands. That was actually written by a goat named Lizziebelle that lives up there and got mad at the humans for trying to climb up there and leaving all of their garbage and poo on her pristine mountain. Unfortunately, Lizziebelle’s plan backfired when she was caught by some climbers and eaten.

See, writing is dangerous.

Please be patient while I write the most talked about show in decades. Of course it hasn’t been written correctly all these seasons, but that’s about to change when my version comes out, and you won’t be disappointed.



  1. I always who thought up those stupd "Ultimate Fighter" and WCW,WWF, fake wrestling crap! Now I know! Dogs, who are smart enough to humiliate stupid humans!!



  2. Maybe you can get Chuck to write an episode where Michael Vick goes in the ring against a whole pack of angry Pittis ready to have their revenge. This would be totally unfair to the pitt bulls, of course, but Vick certainly deserves it.
    Just a thought...

    Star & Jack a-roo

  3. My oh my - that was really quite insightgul. My human says it allll makes sense now!


  4. I second the idea that dog abusers like Vick should have to spend some "quality" time with a pack of dogs