When we last visited our Heroes, they were valiantly trying to save the world from the stupidity of humanity. Unfortunately, humanity is so stupid that more Heroes are needed.
Holly, the malgal, found it necessary to get off her cushy pillow and user her special power of growing bigger and fluffier, and squishing the stupid humans that don't listen to what she woos. Woe be those that don't do what she demands, for they will be sat upon and she'll even steal their hats just to show them who is boss.
If she lets the human up before they suffocate under her massive fluff, they are forever covered with the fur of shame, and she keeps their hats.
Indy has a special power of communication. He has perfected the human language enough to
say "I love you", and "Hello", apparently two words that leave humans helpless and weak. Unable to control themselves, they move closer to the wise english speaking dog to hear what other words of wisdom he may utter... only to be told secrets that demoralize and humiliate them into feeding him diet-approved treats and bowing to his every whim. They leave his presence a mere shell of a human, unable to continue on once they've heard the truth, lose their jobs and are forced to sit on the floor while credit card companies repossess their belongings.
In our next episode... can the AO4 stop the stupid humans?
Holly, the malgal, found it necessary to get off her cushy pillow and user her special power of growing bigger and fluffier, and squishing the stupid humans that don't listen to what she woos. Woe be those that don't do what she demands, for they will be sat upon and she'll even steal their hats just to show them who is boss.If she lets the human up before they suffocate under her massive fluff, they are forever covered with the fur of shame, and she keeps their hats.
Indy has a special power of communication. He has perfected the human language enough to
say "I love you", and "Hello", apparently two words that leave humans helpless and weak. Unable to control themselves, they move closer to the wise english speaking dog to hear what other words of wisdom he may utter... only to be told secrets that demoralize and humiliate them into feeding him diet-approved treats and bowing to his every whim. They leave his presence a mere shell of a human, unable to continue on once they've heard the truth, lose their jobs and are forced to sit on the floor while credit card companies repossess their belongings.In our next episode... can the AO4 stop the stupid humans?
Yes - Hbbb The MalGal IS the sekhret weapon to taking over the world!
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think of the khombined 'fluffyness' of Meeshka and Holly!
They know NOT what they are up against!
Woos to my Queens!
Khyra
Woooos & a-roooos,
ReplyDeleteYeah! Another episode of Heroes!
Go Holly!
Go Indy!
Oh Meeshka, we are howling with excitment at the adventures of the husky heroes! Can't wait to see how the AO4 squelches human stoopidity!
~Star and Jackers
I'm so glad my super powers are able to help our the quest to end stupidity! I'm only happy I can do my part!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad Indy can help too, even with his temporary gimpy paw!
Hbbb
Wow, Holly and Indy are so COOL! Way to squelch stupidity!
ReplyDeleteI heard on the TV last night that 70% of humans don't care about the writers' strike. I think they should poll us bloggers - I think the strike is GREAT! Your take on TV shows is so much better, Meeshka, that I hope this continues for a LONG time! :)
Love,
Amber
Meeshka, you are too funny!! I really love your shows!!
ReplyDeleteHBBB looks great squashing the humans!
Marls
Oh, I can't wait to see if the A04 saves the day!
ReplyDeleteWooo meeshka... sorry I have been MIA lately. I have been reading your posts and you crack me up everytime!!! Oh, I gave you a little award. Check out my blog when you have time.
ReplyDeletehugs,
Sitka