Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Turkey Day Everyhusky (and dog and doglet and Fu-Fu)

The human woman will claim that she spent the whole day slaving in front of a hot stove, but don’t let her fool you. She spent most of the time on the powerbook, so I wasn’t able to blog this morning.

The humans have gorged themselves silly on turkey and other things. We were given just a paltry thin slice of the tasty meat. I got so excited that I reared up to wave my paws with excitement, slipped on the tile floor and bonked my chin hard. The humans, at least, were very concerned about my well-being and didn’t laugh. My chin felt much better with the tasty turkey morsel, but it wasn’t nearly enough for healing purposes. We got a little bit more after they ate, but still, not enough to appease us. Rumor has it that dinner will be very tasty tonight, so I’m counting the minutes until dinner time for us.

Its oogie rainy and cold here again, so no sitting on my new throne. I’ve only been outside 2 times today, I’m trying to hold it so I don’t have to go out there. I’m like a sponge in the rain, and then I have to endure the horrible “rough towel” when I come in. I tend to wait until the human woman is leaning over me, then I shake. She loves that.

Oh, by the way, the human woman didn’t want to admit this on the blog, but she’s so pathetic that last night she realized that she had been wearing her sleepy pants inside out all day. Heaven forbid that anyone in the house (us) should notice something embarrassing. The next thing you know she’ll be wearing them out to stores and stuff, not just going out in them to check the mail. Apparently her human friend V in North Carolina says that wearing sleeping pants is ok to wear out to the store down there.

I’ve never lived in North Carolina, but old guy-guy Nova did, and he told me that its not too bad down there, but they hardly got any snow, so I don’t think I want to live there. If I can’t play in snow... wait a minute, we rarely get any here... so what’s the difference?

Ok, I think I’ll go take a nap now which will make the hours and hours until turkey dinner time go faster.

(more turkey please, my chin hurts)


MaPaw said...

Hi Meeshka,
My mama wears sleepy pants all the time too. She has not worn them inside out yet, but she does wear them to the store and to go for walks. She says I am so handsome that no one will notice her inability to dress herself. Maybe your mama thinks you are so pretty and fluffy no one will see her inside out sleepy pants.

Shmoo said...

Well, that's a nice thought Magnum, but no... she's a dork. If she bothered to take me anywhere, I'd give her that excuse, but she wears them ALL the time. Maybe she was trying to delay washing them by wearing them inside out... who knows with her.


Jack & Moo said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too. Sorry to hear about your chin, but, hey, it's probably worth a little extra attention & turkey. We had turkey too (not nearly enough) but our boys came to visit - although now they are full-size humans. But we trained em up good, so they brought us offerings of summer sausage and cheese. We still like them best! -Looking forward to leftovers tomorrow!

Anonymous said...

Sorry about your chin, but I bet you will have the best dinner EVER! Turkey is yummy!

Fu Fu said...

Hey Meeshka, Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you get loads of yummy turkey. Is your chin ok now?

~ fufu

Anonymous said...

Hey Meeshka! Happy turkey eating holiday to you! Hope you chin is doing ok. Try to look sad and pathetic to see if that will get your more food. We didn't get any turkey, but we did get pumpkin with our dinner, and it's really yummy!
I also wanted to thank you for adding my blog to you links! You're the best!


Charlie - The Big Dog said...

Hi Meeshka,

Happy "Dead Bird" Chomping Day!

I was just looking at stupid Opy's blog and I noticed you left her a comment (we need to talk about that:-) and you didn't notice her stupid "I want to be like Loki" Gimpy Mutatoe!

Is this some sort of secret society thing? Are they gonna take over the world from us "perfect in every way" doggies? Im quiet concerned. What are we going to do? Is it "Whomping" time?

Let me know how you want me to proceed:-)


Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey Meeshka,

Happy thanksgiving :-)

Tell your mum not to worry - my mum has been known to go down the shops in her sleepy pants - inside out !!!

the mutatoe try-hard :-)

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Meeshka! I've heard the best thing for a sore chin is turkey!

Bart's Mom said...

Hey Meeshka, if your mom doesn't want to give you turkey, maybe she will make you up a bone filled with Nutro Pumpkin Crumble dessert and peanut butter. That's what the 7 of mine got for Thanksgiving. (I froze them too so they lasted about 5 more munites than if I hadn't!) :o)

Hope your turkey day was great and your chin feels better. (Maybe whimpering when they scratch your chin will get you more treats.)

Bart's Mom
(tuckered out after watching 6 huskies and Bart for the last couple of days!)

Anonymous said...

My people sometimes where their sleepy pants outside--but then I punish them by chewing out the pockets. You should try adn get a picture of her with the sleepy pants inside out and then you can publish it on your blog!


Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear about your chin but glad the turkey helped.

We get our turkey dinner on Saturday. Mom made a punkin pie last night and when she went to put it in the fridge, she dropped it on the floor. I didn't get there quick enough for a bite though and she had it cleaned up. Bummer