Hi Queen Meeshka,
I would like to submit my formal application for membership in HULA, I think I meet all of the qualifications.
1: Demonstrating Disruptive Behavior:
I like to run through the house as fast as I can, It doesn't matter who or what is in my way,Another thing I do is grab the cats by their heads and drag them around. I also dig as fast as i can in my water dish, this makes a huge mess.
#2: Cause Humans to freak out for no real reason:
Like I said I like to pull the cats around by their heads, This drives my Mom crazy, She yells at me but I act like I don't even hear her.
#3: Cause humans guilt for no reason other than to get attention or treats,
I do this whenever they leave me, I go to the door and start wooing and scratching at the door, sometimes it works and they come back in and give me lots of hugs and kisses.
#4: Destroy Something:
This is easy cuz I destroy everything here is the picture of the satellite dish cable I chewed up. I have also chewed up a cellphone, the remote for the TV, pens, plastic cups which I have dragged off the counter and a laptop cord. I have also gotten in to the garbage numerous times as you can see here.
#5: Human behavior modification:
I like to walk around the house and look like I am trying to find a place to go to the bathroom, This makes the humans jump up and get me outside as qickly as possible. They also have to make sure the bedroom and bathroom doors are closed at all times now because I like to go into these rooms and see what kinds of goodies I can find.
#6: The humans haven't tried to dress me up yet but they do have a picture of me with a can on my nose.
#7: Love of Kleenex
Who doesn't love the yummy taste of kleenex. I have chewed up so many boxes of kleenex my humans won't even buy them anymore, I also love tiolet paper and paper towels, They are all so great to chew up,
I hope I have met all of the qulification to be a HULA member and since I am still young there is so much more things I will do.
Thanks for your consideration, Sooky
Congratulations Sooky, new member of the HULA Hoop
Meeshka
I would like to submit my formal application for membership in HULA, I think I meet all of the qualifications.
1: Demonstrating Disruptive Behavior:
I like to run through the house as fast as I can, It doesn't matter who or what is in my way,Another thing I do is grab the cats by their heads and drag them around. I also dig as fast as i can in my water dish, this makes a huge mess.
#2: Cause Humans to freak out for no real reason:
Like I said I like to pull the cats around by their heads, This drives my Mom crazy, She yells at me but I act like I don't even hear her.
#3: Cause humans guilt for no reason other than to get attention or treats,
I do this whenever they leave me, I go to the door and start wooing and scratching at the door, sometimes it works and they come back in and give me lots of hugs and kisses.
#4: Destroy Something:
This is easy cuz I destroy everything here is the picture of the satellite dish cable I chewed up. I have also chewed up a cellphone, the remote for the TV, pens, plastic cups which I have dragged off the counter and a laptop cord. I have also gotten in to the garbage numerous times as you can see here.
#5: Human behavior modification:
I like to walk around the house and look like I am trying to find a place to go to the bathroom, This makes the humans jump up and get me outside as qickly as possible. They also have to make sure the bedroom and bathroom doors are closed at all times now because I like to go into these rooms and see what kinds of goodies I can find.
#6: The humans haven't tried to dress me up yet but they do have a picture of me with a can on my nose.
#7: Love of Kleenex
Who doesn't love the yummy taste of kleenex. I have chewed up so many boxes of kleenex my humans won't even buy them anymore, I also love tiolet paper and paper towels, They are all so great to chew up,
I hope I have met all of the qulification to be a HULA member and since I am still young there is so much more things I will do.
Thanks for your consideration, Sooky
Congratulations Sooky, new member of the HULA Hoop
Meeshka
Whoo Hoo Sooky... Glad you have joined the ranks of a HULA member! I wonder how in the world that can got on your nose!!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sitka
Thank you so much Meeshka, I am very proud to be a HULA member.
ReplyDeleteSitka, My mom thought it was funny to have a can on my nose, It sure was yummy.
Puppy Kisses, Sooky
Wow, impressive for such a young pup!!!
ReplyDeleteHolly