Oh for the love of fur, she’s awake and cranky now. I should have just left her alone on the floor.
First I got to hear all about the fact that she’s out of liquid non-dairy creamer. Stop the world, she’s out of non-dairy creamer and has to use the powdered stuff!! AAAAH the world is ending!
Gee, its not like she JUST went to the store yesterday and stocked up on enough junk food to feed a small nation of pot smoking hippies.
Then there was the “oh, these double stuff oreos just don’t have as much filling as they use to, they’re skimping on the filling and they’re slightly stale too, I hate slightly stale oreo cookies without as much double stuff as before”.
I’m not even going to get into the crying Malomar rant that lasted a good 15 minutes.
It got so bad that even suck up gimpy Mutatoe went into the bedroom and curled up, even he had enough of her ranting and complaining.
That's pretty bad when even the Mutatoe (who is a suck up) runs off and hides from her.
I'm trying to convince her to eat another turkey sandwich so I can type in peace.
Meeshka
(EUW she just drooled on me!)
First I got to hear all about the fact that she’s out of liquid non-dairy creamer. Stop the world, she’s out of non-dairy creamer and has to use the powdered stuff!! AAAAH the world is ending!
Gee, its not like she JUST went to the store yesterday and stocked up on enough junk food to feed a small nation of pot smoking hippies.
Then there was the “oh, these double stuff oreos just don’t have as much filling as they use to, they’re skimping on the filling and they’re slightly stale too, I hate slightly stale oreo cookies without as much double stuff as before”.
I’m not even going to get into the crying Malomar rant that lasted a good 15 minutes.
It got so bad that even suck up gimpy Mutatoe went into the bedroom and curled up, even he had enough of her ranting and complaining.
That's pretty bad when even the Mutatoe (who is a suck up) runs off and hides from her.
I'm trying to convince her to eat another turkey sandwich so I can type in peace.
Meeshka
(EUW she just drooled on me!)
Has she offered you any of the junk food yet? Chips or cookies? You need a good sugar rush to stay awake too!
ReplyDeleteNext time she falls over asleep, pee on her head.
Holly
Really.. why is she complaining? Didn't she buy all of these treats for herself and nothing but crackers for you? She has no one to blame but herself.
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Sitka
OHHHH Meeshka -
ReplyDeleteHow khan you let her use THAT stuff in her coffee???
My hu-mom ALWAYS has more than enough half&half to go in her khoffee!
Each Sunday she goes to BJ's to get 'stuff' - some of which is at least two quarts of it - and since she's a Virgo, the new stuff gets put behind the older stuff - with the little spouts pointing the same way -
We're still here BUT I think one of us will 'nap' soon - one of us already been stretched out on the carpet!
Go go go go go Meeshka!
Khyra
HAHAHA Holly thats great. Pee on her head. We were going to say give her the claw and give her whiney but something to complain about!!!
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Non-Dairy Creamer! Oreos! Pinwheels/Malomars! Does she know what is in that stuff? She deserves to be peed on. (Holly, that was such a good idea)
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