A little while ago the human man ran down the stairs, pronounced that he had to go run out and get something and left. Well, that’s interesting, since:
1.) He actually stopped playing World of Warcraft and the house wasn’t on fire
2.) It was 8:30 at night and typically neither of the humans leave the house after dark unless its to drag one of us to the ER vet.
I made a head count and yep, there’s one gimpy suck up mutatoe and one spineless bionic hip puppy, and I was there... that’s very odd.
About a half hour later he came back... with Starbucks for him and the human woman! Um, HELLO? Where’s my puppachino? Don’t I get anything? I’m doing all of the work ever since the unfortunate accident with the bug zapper (her hair stopped smoldering finally).
I swear, I’m going to start my own little coffee house for just dogs. I was going to call is Starbarks, but I’m sure Starbucks would sue me, and its such a great idea that I’m sure others have come up with it (and were subsequently sued by Starbucks). It’ll be a cozy little place to hang out on comfy dog beds and listen to music... or birds or something, and we can pee where we want, which will make Sammy happy, since he likes peeing on everything.
Speaking of peeing (ah, I bet you thought I was going to come up with another contest... wrong), somehow Sammy managed to get into the back room where all of the laundry is and he peed on a clothes basket. I have no idea why he likes peeing on the clothes baskets, but he does. The human woman curses when she finds it, and she curses even louder when he does it on a basket that happens to be full of freshly washed clothes. I think he got that habit from the old guy-guy Nova because he use to love peeing on clothes baskets too.
Ok, speaking of peeing (yes, this is a contest alert), which of the HTH foster dogs was recently a hero and saved his foster family when a pan started smoking? The first registered sponsor who answers that question will get.... a really cool Red Husky t-shirt!
Meeshka
(I pee, you pee, we all pee... wish I had some ice cream)
1.) He actually stopped playing World of Warcraft and the house wasn’t on fire
2.) It was 8:30 at night and typically neither of the humans leave the house after dark unless its to drag one of us to the ER vet.
I made a head count and yep, there’s one gimpy suck up mutatoe and one spineless bionic hip puppy, and I was there... that’s very odd.
About a half hour later he came back... with Starbucks for him and the human woman! Um, HELLO? Where’s my puppachino? Don’t I get anything? I’m doing all of the work ever since the unfortunate accident with the bug zapper (her hair stopped smoldering finally).
I swear, I’m going to start my own little coffee house for just dogs. I was going to call is Starbarks, but I’m sure Starbucks would sue me, and its such a great idea that I’m sure others have come up with it (and were subsequently sued by Starbucks). It’ll be a cozy little place to hang out on comfy dog beds and listen to music... or birds or something, and we can pee where we want, which will make Sammy happy, since he likes peeing on everything.
Speaking of peeing (ah, I bet you thought I was going to come up with another contest... wrong), somehow Sammy managed to get into the back room where all of the laundry is and he peed on a clothes basket. I have no idea why he likes peeing on the clothes baskets, but he does. The human woman curses when she finds it, and she curses even louder when he does it on a basket that happens to be full of freshly washed clothes. I think he got that habit from the old guy-guy Nova because he use to love peeing on clothes baskets too.
Ok, speaking of peeing (yes, this is a contest alert), which of the HTH foster dogs was recently a hero and saved his foster family when a pan started smoking? The first registered sponsor who answers that question will get.... a really cool Red Husky t-shirt!
Meeshka
(I pee, you pee, we all pee... wish I had some ice cream)
Ollie saved the day!
ReplyDeleteMeeshka.. I am sending you some ice cream right now... AND a puppachino! I am so sorry that you have been working for 13 hours and you get nothing special. Just not fair!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Sitka
I keep telling her - tell me her address and I'll have stuff delivered BUT NOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteIt would deprive her of material!!!
Woos of Wuv!
Khyra
The human woman is starting to use "bad" language....she is starting to lose it!
ReplyDelete-Kelsey Ann
(I knew the answer, but the human woman didn't type fast enough...)
Oh Kelsey Ann.. perhaps you should type for her?!?! Maybe you would be faster, ha roooo!!!
ReplyDeleteEver has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. Do you agree?
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