This is what I have to put up with

Everyone had good points in their comments, it is getting close to dinner time and I certainly don’t want to miss that. Fortunately the human man is here, but he’s currently playing World of Warcat and when he’s doing that... there’s no moving him from that chair. We could very well have starved before he got done doing one of his quest things or whatever they’re called.

I’m with the human woman on that game, I don’t understand it either. He sits there with his friends talking to them (so we never know if he’s telling us to attack the flying two headed beast or his friends), and the quests seem a bit silly, like: go kill a turtle, skin it and make a backpack. Um, don’t they have stores to buy those things at? Frankly, who would want a smelly turtle backpack. I don’t get it.

I wish they would make a game for dogs where we got to roll in dead things, rip up a roll of toilet paper, scoot our butts on brand new carpet... you know, fun stuff.

Since human man is all wrapped up in his game, I went outside to drag the human woman inside, and sure enough:

Good doG, will she never learn anything.

Meeshka
(singed hair is not attractive at all)