This is ME

I am a Siberian Husky.
I am perfect for my size, actually I'm breed standard (thank you very much).
If you think I should be much bigger, you are thinking of a Malamute.
I have one blue eye, and one brown eye, this is normal.
I shed 365 days a year, twice a year I "blow coat" which means I look as though I'm unravelling.
I dig
I run and don't come back when called.
I do what I want, when I want, not when you want.
The air conditioning vents in the house are MINE.
If you throw the ball, then you get off your butt and go get it, that's not my job.

I am PERFECT!