The chocolatini recipe
By popular demand of the lushes we call humans, I'm posting Uncle Jack's Chocolatini recipe. Please note that this recipe is NOT to be sipped by pups and cats because chocolate and alcohol is a bad thing for us.
No, you need to mix this up for your humans who will become as addicted to this stuff as my human woman and then when they are stumbling, falling down drunk, take advantage of their credit cards, car keys, and unguarded food stuffs and go to town... literally, drive yourself into town and buy up as many toys and livergreat rolls as you can before they sober up!
Ok, here are the basic ingredients and now the infamous recipe:
1/2 oz Creme de Cacao
1 oz Baileys or Starbuck's creme or Bushmills, or Godiva creme (shake the Godiva, it gets nasty if you don't)
1/2 oz Vodka
You can add a splash of Grand Marnier, but the humans have been sucking it down without that ingredient.
Mix together in a glass with ice and watch the fun begin.
Now, please note that Uncle Jack didn't have the recipe written down, so he enlisted the human woman as his official taste tester, and she's now getting sloshed again because they tried a few variations of the recipe. This means that although I'm two posts away from catching up... one more glass of this stuff and she's going to be worthless to me again, so I'm just going to give up while she's still typing my instructions in a somewhat sane manner and will resume the posting tomorrow.
Tomorrow's schedule is a light one anyway: the humans plan on cooking more meats on the grill (I'm hoping for spillage) and then the human man and uncle jack plan on playing their stupid gnome in my pants game most of the day, so I should have the undivided and hopefully not too hung over human woman's attention for even more fun, more posts, and more plans to get Spineless Bionic Hip puppy Sam to California.
Good night everyone