I've had to hear this all day "oh, my neck hurts because I slept wrong, oh I don't feel good because I slept wrong"
Are you kidding me? How can you sleep "wrong"? It happens to be the easiest thing in the world, throw yourself down on something comfortable, close your eyes, sleep. How can humans mess up something so insanely easy and natural as sleep?
So, I've prepared a little tutorial to help all of your humans sleep "right".
When she start stabbing herself in the face with a fork (which should come around the time she's on her second helping of Bushmills... the lightweight) I'll post instructions on how to eat out of a stainless steel dog bowl.
Are you kidding me? How can you sleep "wrong"? It happens to be the easiest thing in the world, throw yourself down on something comfortable, close your eyes, sleep. How can humans mess up something so insanely easy and natural as sleep?
So, I've prepared a little tutorial to help all of your humans sleep "right".
When she start stabbing herself in the face with a fork (which should come around the time she's on her second helping of Bushmills... the lightweight) I'll post instructions on how to eat out of a stainless steel dog bowl.
The only thing missing is WOO sleeping on the human's head. That would make everything right.
ReplyDeleteWooooo woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe
Okay I've caught up now - I was waiting for post 2 last night but I had to go to sleep!
ReplyDeleteMy dad often claims he sleeps wrong. I will show him your tutorial so he can get it right in the future.
Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat
YEP -
ReplyDeleteLeave it to humans to mess up such a simple khoncept as SLEEP!
H&K,
Khyra
Oh deAR... my mom about lost her sip of AGJ!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Sitka
WOO WOO Meeshka
ReplyDeleteYour posts are soo soo funny - Mom had to go and get a bowl of ice cream to enjoy as she read the first 13 posts of your 100! She promises to send you money for sure!!! We will make her!
Thor and Marco Polo
it's probably good that mommy wasn't drinking anything when she read this...
ReplyDeleteyum Bushmills....
ReplyDeleteMy Mum always claims she has slept wrong, it all looks pretty straightforward to me so i will pass on your instructions
ReplyDeleteBen xxx