Monday, September 01, 2008

Post 13

I've had to hear this all day "oh, my neck hurts because I slept wrong, oh I don't feel good because I slept wrong"

Are you kidding me? How can you sleep "wrong"? It happens to be the easiest thing in the world, throw yourself down on something comfortable, close your eyes, sleep. How can humans mess up something so insanely easy and natural as sleep?

So, I've prepared a little tutorial to help all of your humans sleep "right".

When she start stabbing herself in the face with a fork (which should come around the time she's on her second helping of Bushmills... the lightweight) I'll post instructions on how to eat out of a stainless steel dog bowl.


  1. The only thing missing is WOO sleeping on the human's head. That would make everything right.

    Wooooo woo rar rar rar,
    Kayla and Maebe

  2. Okay I've caught up now - I was waiting for post 2 last night but I had to go to sleep!

    My dad often claims he sleeps wrong. I will show him your tutorial so he can get it right in the future.

    Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

  3. YEP -

    Leave it to humans to mess up such a simple khoncept as SLEEP!


  4. Anonymous7:01 PM

    Oh deAR... my mom about lost her sip of AGJ!

  5. WOO WOO Meeshka

    Your posts are soo soo funny - Mom had to go and get a bowl of ice cream to enjoy as she read the first 13 posts of your 100! She promises to send you money for sure!!! We will make her!

    Thor and Marco Polo

  6. it's probably good that mommy wasn't drinking anything when she read this...

  7. My Mum always claims she has slept wrong, it all looks pretty straightforward to me so i will pass on your instructions

    Ben xxx