Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Post 22

Ok, the non fluffable people have left, we were allowed out on the deck to snorfle up their smells and to clean up any food they may have spilled, which wasn’t much. Its very unfair that we weren’t allowed to deposit some fluff on them. I can only hope that some fluff we left in the deck chairs transferred over to their clothes. How on earth are we suppose to mark our territory if we aren’t allowed to transfer fluff to humans?

The human woman is still playing with this new “peticure” thing. Ok, about all she did was read through the directions and cackle a bit, but she hasn’t done anything else with it. I have a feeling all of my dear readers will be finding out what the evil plan for this thing is. I also think that we will sacrifice the Mutatoe for the first try of this thing. I went out and looked up Peticure on woogle (the search engine choice of huskies) and found that its some nail clipping thing. If anyone needs a serious nail clipping, its the Mutatoe and his nasty Mutatoe toe nails. I’ll try to get the camera to get a close up of those things... dangerous and stinky.

No word from Sam yet. I gave him a walkie talkie, but I’m sure he can’t figure out how to work it. I also gave him a camera to use to take pictures of his exploits, but he hasn’t e-mailed me anything. Hmm, I wonder if they have cell phone towers in the ocean. I guess I should have thought about that before I let the balloon go. Maybe that whole satellite phone thing would have been better, but how was I to know if the salesman was just trying to rip me off. I guess I should have woogled that too.

Oh well, I’m sure he’s fine and everything.



  1. Woo khould have at least put a GPS khoordinate on him!


  2. Anonymous1:17 PM

    Oh, a GPS tracker is a good idea up there from Khyra.