We use to own this couch and the moment that I came home to this place after choosing my humans (who had fooled me into thinking that they were rich and they were going to show me at Westminster and we'd stay at 5 star hotels and I would be pampered... I'm so cheated) I decided that this part of the couch would be MINE.
We don't have the couch any more, one of the mutatoes or the old guy-guy christened it one too many times.
I really have nothing cushy to lay on anymore except my sleep number bed. Sure we have dog beds and cushy pillows all over the floors and stuff, but I'd really like to have a couch. Does anyone have a comfy couch they could send to me? I'd like something green because it would match my fluff better.
Please send the couch to me in Merryland.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.