Welcome to hot... wet.... duck!
Ooh baby, get your hot... wet... duck right here.
Oops, gotta love the government. Ok, so its wrong, but its too expensive to fix, so um... if you were looking for stamps so you can hunt ducks, well... maybe some ducks will be saved from hunters too occupied to go hunting. Makes you wonder just who was in charge of having that number printed
up...
Ooh baby, get your hot... wet... duck right here.
Oops, gotta love the government. Ok, so its wrong, but its too expensive to fix, so um... if you were looking for stamps so you can hunt ducks, well... maybe some ducks will be saved from hunters too occupied to go hunting. Makes you wonder just who was in charge of having that number printed
up...
OMD, that's priceless. I have to send this to the stupid men in Mom's office.
ReplyDeleteDot
That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHolly
Woos, did you read the fine print? We capitalized it here:
ReplyDeletePeople calling that second number are welcomed by "Intimate Connections" and enticed by a HUSKY FEMALE VOICE to "talk only to the girls that turn you on," for $1.99 a minute.
HA-ROO ROO ROO, at least one husky got a job outta this.
Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo