I rushed off the cool air vent for a moment to check in. After the whole week of 100, then the stupid Hanna Montana tropical storm, then listening to the human woman complain, complain, complain about how all she did during vacation was sit at the computer transcribing my blog material and didn't have time to do laundry (um, that's what after work is for, silly human woman), I didn't have time to blog much, but I'm back.
On the Sammy getting to Frankie front... um, we have a bit of a problem there. It seems that Sammy doesn't want to leave without 'his" sleep number bed and big screen tv turned to CNN. It was hard enough trying to figure out how to get him to Frankie in Kali without stuffing a king sized sleep number bed and a tv in the box with him, so I'll have to noodle this one through.
Mutatoe is annoying (nothing new there).
Human woman is battling ants again, and frankly the ants are winning. She's now set sticky traps in the kitchen (under counters, where I'm trying to convince Mutatoe to shove his nose in one for comic relief) and she bought some pet-safe killy spray for outside, but...
ITS TOO FREAKIN HOT OUT THERE FOR MAN, BEAST, AND ANTS!!!
I almost spontaneously combusted while doing a poo this afternoon. I could only make it off the concrete slab to poo before dashing back into the house and onto the cool air vent. The human woman is not pleased at the close proximity of poo near the house, but she can just... well, you know.
That's it for now, I'm getting sultry again, must make a dash for the vent.
Meeshka
On the Sammy getting to Frankie front... um, we have a bit of a problem there. It seems that Sammy doesn't want to leave without 'his" sleep number bed and big screen tv turned to CNN. It was hard enough trying to figure out how to get him to Frankie in Kali without stuffing a king sized sleep number bed and a tv in the box with him, so I'll have to noodle this one through.
Mutatoe is annoying (nothing new there).
Human woman is battling ants again, and frankly the ants are winning. She's now set sticky traps in the kitchen (under counters, where I'm trying to convince Mutatoe to shove his nose in one for comic relief) and she bought some pet-safe killy spray for outside, but...
ITS TOO FREAKIN HOT OUT THERE FOR MAN, BEAST, AND ANTS!!!
I almost spontaneously combusted while doing a poo this afternoon. I could only make it off the concrete slab to poo before dashing back into the house and onto the cool air vent. The human woman is not pleased at the close proximity of poo near the house, but she can just... well, you know.
That's it for now, I'm getting sultry again, must make a dash for the vent.
Meeshka
Oh you poor thing. So hot!!! And ants? Ewwww!
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango
Yes - the weather is freakin' wrong -
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Stay khool and hope Adam doesn't kharry woo away -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: More FG - sounds like Sam's getting khold feety-feet.
Ants suck, they are not even big enough to snack on.. and they steal food! Blah!
ReplyDeleteI poo in close proximity to the house all the time, usually just after a lengthy walk too.. just to irritate the human even more!
Hope it cools down a little for you soon,
Ben xxxx
We had ants once last year. They climbed into the alarm system control panel and everything! Mum let dad deal with them though. I would have chased them if they'd let me.
ReplyDeleteIt's only 17degC here today - want to come over?
Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat
WOO WOO Meeshka
ReplyDelete100 degrees - How can you stand it? It's so cold here we can not believe it! The weather is all messed up everything we thing!
Make sure you stay near the vent! WE don't want you to get heat stroke!
Thor and Marco Polo
Oooh, Sammy! Frankie is ONE lucky girl! You look sooooo handsome laying there!
ReplyDeleteIt's CHILLY here - can you believe it? OK,... there was a little issue of over 5 inches of rain, too, but that's ok! It's CHILLY!
Love,
Ammy
The sleep number photo reminds me a lot of MY Sam. He is constantly in mom and dad's sleep number bed sleeping too!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with those ants.
Holly
Maybe Frankie can just convince her humans to go get a sleep number bed & a big screen TV?
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the ants. I hear they're good dipped in chocolate.
Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo