Oh, wait a minute, its fake. Oh whew, for a moment there I was thinking that all of the tasty spiders that I have found and eaten were coming to seek revenge. Oh those humans, those funny humans and their little toys... um, wait a minute, how much did this thing cost? $1.8 million just to bring it to Liverpool? Are you kidding me? For street theater? What ever happened to the very cheap, and slightly drunken street jugglers? I mean come on, those were incredibly cheap and when they juggled fire there was that chance that one would set themselves aflame.
I can't believe how much humans will pay for entertainment. Its bad enough that they pay "sports" figures outlandish salaries for running around a field chasing a ball. There are dogs that can catch much better than these high paid "athletes" who will run around and catch a ball for liver treats. They also pay "actors" a whole bunch of money to pretend to be something they aren't. Heck, my human woman does that every day that she goes to work and pretends to be a professional contractor. I can act! I've pretended to be asleep as the Mutatoe walks by me and then I leap up and skitter and shriek at him so he'll piddle with fear on the carpet and laugh when the human woman scolds him.
Do the humans REALLY need a huge mechanical spider? Wasn't that done in that incredibly
So its not even like an original idea or anything. Humans are so lame.
uh oh.. you just sparked a riot in my house, Mum & Dad yelling about what their hard earned taxes get spent on oops..
ReplyDeleteand that was 1.8 million UK pounds so in dollars that is a whopping $3165849.85 Holy Dog Crap!
Hope that spider doesn't get shipped to a city near us anytime soon, Mum may lose the plot completely!
Ben xxx
WOW!
ReplyDeleteThat one would take one big honkin' web -
H&K,
Khyra
Mom also loved the tv show . The so called movie was beyond awful. Thank Dog I didn't pay the big bucks to see it in the theater.
ReplyDeleteYou only have 15 more to go. WOW. Are your fingers bleeding yet??
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Sunny&Scooter